The Adam Puckett Alarm Clock

by Darren Fournerat

Adam used to ride is dirt bike over to my apartment and terrorize the neighborhood. On this particular day, my roommate was either sleeping late or taking a nap (the exact details escape me). Either way, Adam and I felt that the roommate shouldn't be wasting a good day and Adam took it upon himself to turn on his alarm clock. So Adam backed up his dirt bike to the window of my sleeping roommate and fired her up. He proceeded to rap it out multiple times in succession. If you know how loud Adams dirt bike was or any bigger two stroke bike is you can understand what the roommate was working with. Turns out it was a great alarm clock, only problem was the absence of a snooze button.